i want to go to japan
to eat at mcdonalds
we got pretty drunk and played rockband which is PROBABLY THE BEST WAY TO PLAY ROCKBAND and i got tired of wearing my clothes and borrowed a leopard-print kigu from Mo and Mar had a Snuggie AND SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE OF ME AND HIM IN OUR VERY COMFORTABLE GEAR AND I’M HOLDING A BOTTLE OF ALCOHOL AND MAKING A STUPID FACE AND basically I really need that picture
i need it right now
working on a green tea flavoured cake!!!!
i have determined that the best way to incorporate green tea flavour into cake is to sift it in with the flour, as opposed to whisking it into the milk, like you do with most tea-infused cakes
also spend the money on GOOD matcha, it’s really worth it * v *
IT WAS GREAT ACTUALLY HE CAME UP TO ME WHILE I WAS PLATING SOMETHING AND LIKE
whispers in my ear
“Clara I’m really horny”
I have a really good poker face ok guys.
“because my girlfriend is all dressed up like super fucking hot and she’s at this bar and all these guys are eyeballing her like crazy and we wanna do this thing were I go in and pretend I don’t know her but buy her a drink and totally hit on her, yeah??? So can you take my pre-close I’LL PAY YOU.”
How could I say no to this. How.
so today my co-worker paid me 30 bucks to take his pre-closer shift because he really wanted to fuck his girlfriend
…and like, roses floating through the air as senpai notices your butthole.
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| — | me explaining what yaoi is like to Erik |
CAN YOU BELIEVE I WAS WEARING TANK TOPS AND NO TIGHTS LAST WEEK
CANADA WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOUR WEATHER
i always get annoyed at little things at my job and want to get home and rant about the bullshit
y’know the real kinda bullshit like hearing a joke that manages to be a racial rape joke that EVERYONE ELSE MANAGES TO FIND HILARIOUS
but then i actually get home and think about how often my co-workers get bruises and scrapes and burns and dang one of the servers bumped her arm recently and got this gorgeous bruise that like gradients from a deep purple edge to a soft yellowy-green and my one co-worker always shows me his sex bruises and
that’s pretty great
i mean it doesn’t excuse the racist sexist bullshit
but it’s nice
SO I BOUGHT QUITE A FEW COMICS
Left to Right: Benign Kingdom art books from Tyson Hesse (of Boxer Hockey fame, bought for Ste), Yuko Ota (from Johnny Wander) and Gigi D.G. (Cucumber Quest), Ultimate Kate or Die by Kate Leth, Johnny Wander vol. 2, Strawberries by Mia Schwartz and Molly and the Monster by Mike Horowitz! Plus an Applejack patch from ALB and an LSP pin from Kate Leth!
EVERYONE WAS SO, SO CUTE IT WAS RIDICULOUS. I got EVERYTHING signed except for Tyson’s book because he wasn’t there and Mia’s book because I MISSED HER ; _____ ; but everyone was so nice and sweet and augghhh it was SUCH A PERFECT DAY!!!! I also got my Johnny Wander vol. 1 book signed and my Gunshow Superbook signed by K.C. Green!
The Benign Kingdom artbooks are REALLY lovely and both Yuko and Gigi were really sweet and drew something for me in the front.
I can’t fucking plug Mia Schwartz enough, to be honest, her book is INSANE and I LOVE IT and oh my god I wish I’d been able to meet her but I only had a few hours at the con ahhh Really, I’m just so happy to have a copy of Strawberries, and I hope she comes out next year so I can get her to sign it and meet her!!!!!
Kate Leth was really lovely and sitting next to Marlow Meekins (it was REALLY neat seeing all the caricatures she drew of people) and across from Jess Fink who is ALWAYS such a sweetheart and I just melted everywhere getting to meet all these lovely talented people ; w ;
Running into ALB was amazing, she recognized me from when we met at a Junko Mizuno exhibit in Toronto last year and came over to ME to say hi and I was all flustered because she was SO SWEET AND CUTE AND FUNNY but then I got to hang out with her and Emmy Cicierega and Anthony Clark came over to say hi AND IT WAS SO SURREAL I GOT TO HANG OUT WITH SUPER TALENTED CUTIES AHHHHHH
Sorry I’m all gushy and dumb, tl;dr, I HAD A FUCKING AMAZING DAY * W *
TCAF OUTFIT: Full frontal pastels.
I really love this jacket and I SHOULD REALLY WEAR IT MORE OFTEN!!! Anyways a lot of artists and people I really like and admire who I met at TCAF told me they liked my outfit and it was pretty fucking magical like I still can’t get over it ahhhhhhhhhh /)@//w//@(\
TCAF TOMORROW AND I AM HAVING AN OUTFIT CRISIS
dark, pink and witchy or cutie pastels HOW DO I CHOOSE AUUGHH
if only I was going both days
sigh
~SEIFUKU CONNOISSEUR~
